fuck marry kill

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FUCK, MARRY, KILL

welcome to GAME NIGHT at DEAD MEN TELL NO TALES. the game on the docket? FUCK, MARRY, KILL. the rules are simple: roll the game picker wheel three times or just pick three as you'd like, dropping the names in your header comment — icly we'll say they picked they names out of a hat. people respond, comment around, get into fist fights, kiss a little? thread hop and react as you see fit!
(meme threads can be considered canon!)

Comments

[mygoodsir]

Apologies to Mr. Wuxian but I think he would understand his death.

Marry Melissa but in a platonic way that merely gives her good social standing.

[temujackie]

Like a trophy wife?

[mygoodsir]

If I understand the term, then yes. Although not a particularly fancy one - I'm afraid I'm a far cry from a member of the monarchy. But you'd have a nice home and up-to-date clothes. Possibly even a maid.

[temujackie]

A maid? Sign me up, Harry.

[mygoodsir]

I prefer our arrangement now, however.

[temujackie]

Yeah, me too. Plus, we have maids here already.

[mygoodsir]

Indeed.

[redeems]

And then sleep with Devon. Who, I think, is also a teenager,

[mygoodsir]

I can see why you would think so, but he is not.

[redeems]

Do tell.

[mygoodsir]

You expect me to tell you the private details of others?

[redeems]

Everyone else seems to be.

[mygoodsir]

Well, I'm not them.

[redeems]

Apparently not. Your turn, though. Pull three names out.

[mygoodsir]

Sanji, Scott, and Caroline.

[redeems]

( Scott is new, and easily found in the room, because Angelus knows who everyone is (thanks, Koby!). He's attractive enough, but he looks like a nice person. )

Marry Caroline. ( His eyes travel around the crowd. ) Fuck... and turn Scott. Kill Sanji.

[mygoodsir]

Turn into what?

[redeems]

I thought we weren't sharing, Harry.

[mygoodsir]

That's your own business to share or not as you like. Although considering the manor's other residents, I'd assume you were a vampire.

[redeems]

You'd assume correct.

[mygoodsir]

Would you ask his permission before this turning?

[redeems]

I guess it depends. Maybe ask him to beg.

( Probably not, though. )

Why? Consent is sexy now, right? That's a thing?

[mygoodsir]

I believe one should abide by the wishes of another in this regard.

[redeems]

If wishes were horses, though, am I right?

[mygoodsir]

No.