fuck marry kill

[money]

FUCK, MARRY, KILL

welcome to GAME NIGHT at DEAD MEN TELL NO TALES. the game on the docket? FUCK, MARRY, KILL. the rules are simple: roll the game picker wheel three times or just pick three as you'd like, dropping the names in your header comment — icly we'll say they picked they names out of a hat. people respond, comment around, get into fist fights, kiss a little? thread hop and react as you see fit!
(meme threads can be considered canon!)

Comments

[nightsung]

If anyone willingly marries you I’ll dye my hair pink.

[masticated]

I don't wanna get married, but I'd like to see your hair pink.

[nightsung]

I guess you’ll just have to use your imagination.

[masticated]

I use plenty of my imagination when it comes to you. Like that?

[nightsung]

On second thought, perhaps I’ll reach into your tiny brain and ensure you never imagine me again.

[masticated]

Why? Scared you'll like what you see?