fuck marry kill

[money]

FUCK, MARRY, KILL

welcome to GAME NIGHT at DEAD MEN TELL NO TALES. the game on the docket? FUCK, MARRY, KILL. the rules are simple: roll the game picker wheel three times or just pick three as you'd like, dropping the names in your header comment — icly we'll say they picked they names out of a hat. people respond, comment around, get into fist fights, kiss a little? thread hop and react as you see fit!
(meme threads can be considered canon!)

Comments

Ren O'Neill | Original

[ragesagainsttheodds]

Urgh.

Faith, Josias, Dean.

Kill Dean 'cos he's like my Dad's age. I guess, fuck Faith? She seems like she'd be crazy in bed. Marry Josie. Not like he has much of a choice anyway.

[stake]

Correct.

[ragesagainsttheodds]

Yeah, you got that I fuck like a demon in heat vibe.

[stake]

Demons don't really have that. Well, most of 'em.

[ragesagainsttheodds]

You'd be surprised. Horny fuckers as far as I've known 'em.

But then again, different worlds and all that.

[cholesterol]

There has to be a combo of names including me where I'm not automatically dead meat.

[ragesagainsttheodds]

I dunno. Maybe if they were older blokes but I'd divorce you straight after.

[cholesterol]

Never asked to be married, anyway.

[ragesagainsttheodds]

Dude. Take the L.

[cholesterol]

You take the L.

[ragesagainsttheodds]

I'm not the one bitchin' about not getting fucked.

[cholesterol]

Not bitching.