fuck marry kill

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FUCK, MARRY, KILL

welcome to GAME NIGHT at DEAD MEN TELL NO TALES. the game on the docket? FUCK, MARRY, KILL. the rules are simple: roll the game picker wheel three times or just pick three as you'd like, dropping the names in your header comment — icly we'll say they picked they names out of a hat. people respond, comment around, get into fist fights, kiss a little? thread hop and react as you see fit!
(meme threads can be considered canon!)

Comments

[femicide]

You were not underselling yourself, tiger.

[ regarding his unpopularity. ]

Is it very lonesome, down in the grave? I imagine you get visitors of a certain kind.

[ pissing on his plot, probably. ]

[masticated]

People love to hate me.

[an exaggerated shrug. what did she expect?]

Why, you wanna know what death feels like? It's quiet.