fuck marry kill

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FUCK, MARRY, KILL

welcome to GAME NIGHT at DEAD MEN TELL NO TALES. the game on the docket? FUCK, MARRY, KILL. the rules are simple: roll the game picker wheel three times or just pick three as you'd like, dropping the names in your header comment — icly we'll say they picked they names out of a hat. people respond, comment around, get into fist fights, kiss a little? thread hop and react as you see fit!
(meme threads can be considered canon!)

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[redsoil]

Yes, truly.

[ his voice tightens, mistrustful of the question. waiting to be mocked for his honesty. ]

Immediate and sustained loss of consciousness. A classic, and a mercy. How did you die before?

cw: suicide

[mygoodsir]

That sounds very difficult.

Ah. I poisoned myself and then slit my wrists once I was sure it had taken hold.

[redsoil]

Not really. I have grown used to the process. It permits me perspective on the suffering of mortals, in the same way that it makes me callous towards your fears of death. Usually when one of you dies here, I feel it alongside you.

[ it's really morbid, so he doesn't talk much about it ]

One or the other would have done, though. Why go to such excess?