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FUCK, MARRY, KILL

welcome to GAME NIGHT at DEAD MEN TELL NO TALES. the game on the docket? FUCK, MARRY, KILL. the rules are simple: roll the game picker wheel three times or just pick three as you'd like, dropping the names in your header comment — icly we'll say they picked they names out of a hat. people respond, comment around, get into fist fights, kiss a little? thread hop and react as you see fit!
(meme threads can be considered canon!)

Comments

cw: suicide

[mygoodsir]

That sounds very difficult.

Ah. I poisoned myself and then slit my wrists once I was sure it had taken hold.

[redsoil]

Not really. I have grown used to the process. It permits me perspective on the suffering of mortals, in the same way that it makes me callous towards your fears of death. Usually when one of you dies here, I feel it alongside you.

[ it's really morbid, so he doesn't talk much about it ]

One or the other would have done, though. Why go to such excess?

cw: murder suicide AND cannibalism!

[mygoodsir]

That's remarkable. Can you tell which of us it is when it happens?

To kill. My body was to be eaten.

cw cannibalism

[redsoil]

Yes. I experience it as others have — the same pain, the same emotions, the same cessation of senses. My psyche collapses entirely, and rouses soon after.

[ for him: the physical experiences and the psychic death. ]

I find that a strong end for a man of conviction, although it remains a frightful end nonetheless. I have had to watch my soldiers suffer the complications of starvation when far from home... to have to consume their own.

[mygoodsir]

I had no idea. ...I am sorry. Both that you must experience such things, and for any callousness on my part toward you.

It is... a strange thing, for me. I would not do it. But the men who ate the fallen... I cannot find it in my heart to condemn them. It is only those who would kill another to consume them that I could not abide.