fuck marry kill

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FUCK, MARRY, KILL

welcome to GAME NIGHT at DEAD MEN TELL NO TALES. the game on the docket? FUCK, MARRY, KILL. the rules are simple: roll the game picker wheel three times or just pick three as you'd like, dropping the names in your header comment — icly we'll say they picked they names out of a hat. people respond, comment around, get into fist fights, kiss a little? thread hop and react as you see fit!
(meme threads can be considered canon!)

Comments

[dead_tongue]

Well, yeah. Life goes on, you know?

My upbringing probably helps. I was around death pretty much constantly up until I left home to go to art school.

[unfazeable]

Really? War zone?

Funeral home? Your mum and dad were professional taxidermists?

[dead_tongue]

Family of mediums. We run a Spiritualist church.

[unfazeable]

What? You mean, ghosts and such? Thought that was all ... seances and no offense, con artistry?

[dead_tongue]

No offense taken! Fakes exist, it would be dumb of me to deny that.

But, uhm, I'm legit. The talent runs in my mom's family.