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MISFIRES

a rambunctious duo in salt has stuck their nose where they shouldn't and now you can all reap the rewards! this is a MISFIRES meme. post a header for your character, and receive accidental texts from your local saltburntian guests. nudes, nasties, confessions of a certain persuasion? things you'd otherwise never write or send? they're all on the table. (meme threads aren't game canon, but they're not not game canon either, right)

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pre au cos I miss them

[mygoodsir]

Birthdays aren't much observed so I am at a loss. What is appropriate for such an occasion? Cards? Gifts? If the latter, does one focus on practicality? Should it be intimate? Is that scandalous?

❤️

[holyposition]

[ Not even registering as a misfire because yapping at random is something they share: ]

What, for mine?

[mygoodsir]

Is it yours too? Goodness. Well, I suppose I should ask what you'd like? Or should it always be a surprise? I feel like it ought to be a surprise.

[holyposition]

I like surprises. Anything from you, I'm sure I'll love.

When's yours?

[mygoodsir]

Oh, you are too kind. I shall have to think of something modern, to suit your sensibilities.

Oh, not for months. November 3. 1811, if you can imagine.

[holyposition]

Do you have the right number, Harry?

[mygoodsir]

Is this not

Oh no. Tim?

[holyposition]

Yes, my love 😊

[mygoodsir]

Oh my goodness gracious. You've caught me trying to plan for your date of birth! I am so foolish. My apologies.

[holyposition]

You're completely forgiven.

Don't let me stop you from coming up with something scandalous.

[mygoodsir]

I feel ridiculous.

You'd like that? Something of an intimate nature?

[holyposition]

I like being intimate with you. So I can't imagine I wouldn't like something related to that. I don't think I'm too demanding, though, I just want to spend time with you.

Who were you plotting with?

[mygoodsir]

You're not demanding at all. I just felt it ought to be something special.

Why? So you can tell them what you really want and they can give me the hint?

[holyposition]

I know it will be, if you're there. The effort is sweet, though.

So I know if they'll give you good advice!

[mygoodsir]

It's been difficult for you. I wish only to ease your mind and celebrate your person.

Very well. Theo. He is often a great help to me.

[holyposition]

I know you do. I'll be looking forward to it, whatever it is. :)

I don't know how good his advice will be though, since we barely know each other.

[mygoodsir]

I will endeavour to spoil you.

No, but for general etiquette and ideas he's very helpful. And I thought that if I became truly stuck I would ask Hawk.

[holyposition]

Hawk will keep his best ideas for himself. Try Koby.

[mygoodsir]

Oh, I suppose that he might, yes.

How old are you now, my love?

[holyposition]

I'll be turning 25.

[ Don't have a crisis about being old! ]

[mygoodsir]

A fine age.

I must congratulate myself for keeping up with you at all!

[holyposition]

A milestone.

You underestimate yourself. You keep up perfectly well.

[mygoodsir]

It is! Worthy of a celebration. I am honoured to witness such an event.

Well. Most days.

[holyposition]

I know things have been tough lately, but I really am happy. Thank you for that.

Well, I'm very sorry if me always wanting more of you makes things a little too hard. 😉

[mygoodsir]

Tim, it is my greatest pleasure in life to give you any happiness.

I don't mind. I've not dropped dead of exhaustion yet!