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MISFIRES

a rambunctious duo in salt has stuck their nose where they shouldn't and now you can all reap the rewards! this is a MISFIRES meme. post a header for your character, and receive accidental texts from your local saltburntian guests. nudes, nasties, confessions of a certain persuasion? things you'd otherwise never write or send? they're all on the table. (meme threads aren't game canon, but they're not not game canon either, right)

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timoteo salvatore 🥛🇮🇹💣

[holyposition]

pre au cos I miss them

[mygoodsir]

Birthdays aren't much observed so I am at a loss. What is appropriate for such an occasion? Cards? Gifts? If the latter, does one focus on practicality? Should it be intimate? Is that scandalous?

❤️

[holyposition]

[ Not even registering as a misfire because yapping at random is something they share: ]

What, for mine?

[mygoodsir]

Is it yours too? Goodness. Well, I suppose I should ask what you'd like? Or should it always be a surprise? I feel like it ought to be a surprise.

[holyposition]

I like surprises. Anything from you, I'm sure I'll love.

When's yours?

[mygoodsir]

Oh, you are too kind. I shall have to think of something modern, to suit your sensibilities.

Oh, not for months. November 3. 1811, if you can imagine.

[interpersonally]

I know we're not attached at the hip, neither of us would appreciate it. But, just once I'd like to be able to reach over and really get a handful. Maybe this afternoon?

[holyposition]

maybe

Send a pic 👀

[interpersonally]

( that doesn't sound like klaus, but, perhaps this is him being playful. simple. he kicks the covers down a bit, lifting one leg and flexing back, a foot on the bed.

he snaps a picture of himself on the mirror across the way, showing just enough.

it's everything but. but if the blanket falls any more, there'd be something to see. then again, it's stefano. everything he has is worth seeing. )

[holyposition]

[ With the phone obscuring his face, it takes him a second of zooming in to recognize the hair, the furnishings that have been matched specifically to his father's taste for years... ]

For the love of god WHYYYY

what the fuck??

Have you not given me enough reasons to need therapy???

[interpersonally]

( how in the hell. )

This wasn't meant for your eyes! Or, your anything. I did not click your name

[nishtha]

I want you to worship me, and then I want to come on your face. Is that too much to ask?

[holyposition]

Maybe. Maybe not.

I don't just worship anyone, you know. You've got to earn it.

[nishtha]

How can I earn it?

[holyposition]

If you have to ask, you're not the guy. I like a man who knows what he's doing.

[nishtha]

Fine.

[ Have a slow pan video of Armand's naked body, from pierced tits to gold-ringed toes. ]

I won't wait all night.

[kobes]

I'll have an update by EOD and the PDFs by EOW with signatures, I promise. No, I don't want to go back to Nassau or the Canary Islands. Yes, I remember what it was like last time. I'm trying my best, but your reputation sort of fucking precedes you, you absolute fucking bitching cunt I hate you I hate you I hate you i hate you ahtal;ke;algna;lgkaaga


fuck

[and then he'd thrown his phone on the bed and resolved to delete it later, but. apparently not.]

[holyposition]

Well its good this didnt make its way to Alvida.

So...about Nassau. What if we blew it up for real.

[kobes]

sorry
temper tantrum i'm better now





what
why?

[holyposition]

My guy in Nassau would rather just be rid of it. It's an eyesore, causes a ton of pollution, and it exploits the locals.

[kobes]

yeah, well, no shit, i coulda told you that
i worked there, remember?

isn't that like insanely dangerous though????

just involving poor teo in more of his father's sex life

[poppycock]

Did I not rate a "Good morning" text?

they need to know less about each other

[holyposition]

For...?

most likely

[poppycock]

( timoteo may be surprised how coquettish his father can be in the bedroom, so this reply doesn't raise any bells for klaus~ ) Would you prefer for me to detail our tantric-like sex from beginning to end?

[holyposition]

do you have your phone sorted by last name or something? that's psychotic.

I'm not fucking you, I think you're looking for my father :)

And he thinks I'm some kind of sex-crazed freak. Honestly.