fuck marry kill

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FUCK, MARRY, KILL

welcome to GAME NIGHT at DEAD MEN TELL NO TALES. the game on the docket? FUCK, MARRY, KILL. the rules are simple: roll the game picker wheel three times or just pick three as you'd like, dropping the names in your header comment — icly we'll say they picked they names out of a hat. people respond, comment around, get into fist fights, kiss a little? thread hop and react as you see fit!
(meme threads can be considered canon!)

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dean winchester | supernatural

[cholesterol]

Adam, Melissa, Lestat

[holyposition]

[ After drinking enough to agree to participate: ]

Fuck Lestat, marry Melissa and have a friendly supportive lavender thing, kill Adam.

[cholesterol]

That's legit.

( Adam gives off some creeper vibes from afar, it's true. )

[temujackie]

I'd totally be in a lavender marriage with you, Tim.

[holyposition]

I guess if I had to do it, we could be an okay match. As far as anyone knows, your father and I are just very good friends.

[ It's his favorite kind of serious joke let him have it ]

[temujackie]

You don't think the neighborhood would have anything to say about a guy who marries his "good friend"'s daughter?

[holyposition]

Well...maybe we hit it off while I was courting you. He approved so much he begging you to accept my proposal.

[temujackie]

Oh, good idea. And I love the word "courting," it's so... romantic.

[holyposition]

Well, if it's us, it's probably the Tony Hawk game. Not the peak of romance, but we'd have fun!

[temujackie]

We'd definitely have fun. I think you're getting pretty good!

[holyposition]

Thanks. I like the creepy parasite one, though. Hey, there's a mean pretty girl in it, you might like it too.

[temujackie]

[ CALLED OUT ]

there is?

[holyposition]

Yeah. Sometimes she helps and sometimes she steals your stuff and runs away. It's very femme fatale. Like those noir movies from the 40s? Except we're fighting a cult with a freaky bug virus.

pretend i didn't randomly switch to texting for one comment only

[temujackie]

... Can you get your stuff back after she steals it?

[holyposition]

I don't know yet. I think I have to get further in the story. Probably, if you're playing the hero.

[temujackie]

Okay. I have to check this out.

[sensive]

[ windows loading screen ]

Okay, so Melissa seems pretty nice but also gay and, like, a teenage girl. But I think if I say I’d kill her, the other teenage girls would kill me. So maybe Tim is right, and we have to get married at the skate park in a couple years.

[ rambling… ]

So fuck Adam, just, on the understanding that marriage is off the table for my own safety. And kill Lestat.

[ that one’s for u armand ]

[cholesterol]

Big thinking there. But, yeah, I think the Yellowjackets might make your life a living hell if you killed one of them.

[temujackie]

Yeah, so don't kill any of us.

[cholesterol]

Literally said I wouldn't. Not that I want to marry you, though. I'm old enough to be your father.

[temujackie]

I think that's part of the appeal for some people.

[cholesterol]

Not for me.

[temujackie]

Good. I mean, it's gross, so.

not here

[1966]

[ or maybe here in a dark corner somewhere, smirking into a glass of sangria with a lot of fruit, who can say. ]