fuck marry kill

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FUCK, MARRY, KILL

welcome to GAME NIGHT at DEAD MEN TELL NO TALES. the game on the docket? FUCK, MARRY, KILL. the rules are simple: roll the game picker wheel three times or just pick three as you'd like, dropping the names in your header comment — icly we'll say they picked they names out of a hat. people respond, comment around, get into fist fights, kiss a little? thread hop and react as you see fit!
(meme threads can be considered canon!)

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cassian andor | star wars

[aldhani]

[his name's come up enough times, so he might as well draw himself.]

House, Alec, Harry.

[a beat. he shrugs with the easy part of this one.]

Kill Alec.

[holyposition]

Fuck House, marry Harry, kill Alec, I guess. I don't know him.

[aldhani]

I think I agree with yours.

[house has already seen his dick anyway, so]

Consider yourself lucky that you don't know Alec.

[holyposition]

[ Too bad Harry's TAKEN 😇 ]

...care to elaborate?

[aldhani]

He's friends with my fiancée. Which means he's around. He was with us the weekend we were locked in.

[cassian says this like it's the worst thing that's ever happened to him.]

He makes it his mission to be as annoying as possible.

[holyposition]

You made it sound like he kills people.

[aldhani]

He kills my patience.

not here

[revvedup]

[ hey that’s her job

wait that was his twin ]

not here (also ben? in front of my salad? 😭)

[aldhani]

[maybe this can be a two-person job, see. it's fine]

directly in front of the ceasar 😔

[revvedup]

[ talk to her if they end up in ANOTHER sex-fueled world and he takes two weeks to let her know he’s there again ]