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FUCK, MARRY, KILL

welcome to GAME NIGHT at DEAD MEN TELL NO TALES. the game on the docket? FUCK, MARRY, KILL. the rules are simple: roll the game picker wheel three times or just pick three as you'd like, dropping the names in your header comment — icly we'll say they picked they names out of a hat. people respond, comment around, get into fist fights, kiss a little? thread hop and react as you see fit!
(meme threads can be considered canon!)

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wanda maximoff | mcu

[wundagores]

Isolde, Armand, Sofia.

I'll have to think about my answers, but what are yours?

[femicide]

[ awing, ] Isolde, with her sweet little face. You couldn’t possibly kill her. But — [ tapping the ash from her cigarette. ] — could you fuck her? Now that is the question.

[spies]

I think you'll find the question is how.

[femicide]

If you’ve testimony, agent, I’m a very considerate judge and jury. Though I ask that they be delivered in the Queen’s English, for all to hear, to be taken into evidence.

[wundagores]

Oh no, I definitely couldn't kill her. Who could?

[isolde, one of the sweetest people here.]

She might be the marrying type. Or maybe you are? You haven't made your own case yet.

[femicide]

Oh, I’m not that kind. [ a beat. ] I could be persuaded to fuck you, however, so you might make an informed decision.

[wundagores]

There's no clock ticking on the decision, is there? Maybe it would be best if I was informed.

[femicide]

What intelligent, enterprising woman would think otherwise?

[ a smile that could be bashful, if not for the ease with which she offers it. ]

Wanda, was it?

[wundagores]

Wanda Maximoff.

[there's a smile from her, too.]

If you're describing me as intelligent or enterprising, then I might describe you as generous.

[knelt]

( b...beautiful women in my phone..? )

You could. I think. ( giving a little shrug. ) You could.

[femicide]

I could.

[ not surprised but rather considering. she tips her cigarette towards isolde, pinning her on the map. ]

Should I?

[knelt]

( an immediate head bob, yes, yes you should do that, before she says, )

You should ask my fiancé. ( maybe for mark's permission, because that's pretty hot. but also. ) He likes to watch.

[femicide]

I’m afraid any man who wants to watch me has to earn that right, even if it’s his girl I’m playing with. [ fiancé. all women are toys, to men. ] But I would be happy to provide evidence of care. I’m certain you photograph well.

[ pretty, eager little thing. ]

[knelt]

Oh —

( blushes !! )

Thank you? I don't, really, but — ( but also 'bark' and 'woof' and 'unga bunga' ) that sounds fun.

[expositus]

Kill Armand. [ zero hesitation. ] Marry Isolde. Fuck Sofia.

[wundagores]

[it's not that wanda disagrees (she very much does agree), but the quickness of this response has her curious.]

Why Armand?

[expositus]

Did some research when I first got here.

[wundagores]

[wanda leans in, closer, so that no one will hear what she has to say but them. it's the best way she has to counter another telepath, somewhere at the bar.]

You were right to. I don't trust Armand.