fuck marry kill

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FUCK, MARRY, KILL

welcome to GAME NIGHT at DEAD MEN TELL NO TALES. the game on the docket? FUCK, MARRY, KILL. the rules are simple: roll the game picker wheel three times or just pick three as you'd like, dropping the names in your header comment — icly we'll say they picked they names out of a hat. people respond, comment around, get into fist fights, kiss a little? thread hop and react as you see fit!
(meme threads can be considered canon!)

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[femicide]

[ awing, ] Isolde, with her sweet little face. You couldn’t possibly kill her. But — [ tapping the ash from her cigarette. ] — could you fuck her? Now that is the question.

[spies]

I think you'll find the question is how.

[femicide]

If you’ve testimony, agent, I’m a very considerate judge and jury. Though I ask that they be delivered in the Queen’s English, for all to hear, to be taken into evidence.

[wundagores]

Oh no, I definitely couldn't kill her. Who could?

[isolde, one of the sweetest people here.]

She might be the marrying type. Or maybe you are? You haven't made your own case yet.

[femicide]

Oh, I’m not that kind. [ a beat. ] I could be persuaded to fuck you, however, so you might make an informed decision.

[wundagores]

There's no clock ticking on the decision, is there? Maybe it would be best if I was informed.

[femicide]

What intelligent, enterprising woman would think otherwise?

[ a smile that could be bashful, if not for the ease with which she offers it. ]

Wanda, was it?

[wundagores]

Wanda Maximoff.

[there's a smile from her, too.]

If you're describing me as intelligent or enterprising, then I might describe you as generous.

[knelt]

( b...beautiful women in my phone..? )

You could. I think. ( giving a little shrug. ) You could.

[femicide]

I could.

[ not surprised but rather considering. she tips her cigarette towards isolde, pinning her on the map. ]

Should I?

[knelt]

( an immediate head bob, yes, yes you should do that, before she says, )

You should ask my fiancé. ( maybe for mark's permission, because that's pretty hot. but also. ) He likes to watch.

[femicide]

I’m afraid any man who wants to watch me has to earn that right, even if it’s his girl I’m playing with. [ fiancé. all women are toys, to men. ] But I would be happy to provide evidence of care. I’m certain you photograph well.

[ pretty, eager little thing. ]

[knelt]

Oh —

( blushes !! )

Thank you? I don't, really, but — ( but also 'bark' and 'woof' and 'unga bunga' ) that sounds fun.