fuck marry kill

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FUCK, MARRY, KILL

welcome to GAME NIGHT at DEAD MEN TELL NO TALES. the game on the docket? FUCK, MARRY, KILL. the rules are simple: roll the game picker wheel three times or just pick three as you'd like, dropping the names in your header comment — icly we'll say they picked they names out of a hat. people respond, comment around, get into fist fights, kiss a little? thread hop and react as you see fit!
(meme threads can be considered canon!)

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[redsoil]

I am flattered, actually.

[mygoodsir]

Are you really? [And okay, he's smiling. Not a trace of malice!]

[redsoil]

Of course! As long as it is with passion and conviction, I am pleased to be a target.

[mygoodsir]

I promise I would kill you with as much passion as I could muster. Historically it takes quite a bit to get me to that point, but I'd manage.

[redsoil]

[ metaphorically twirling his hair and kicking his feet here ]

How would you do it??

[mygoodsir]

I don't think I could best to in a fight as you have supernatural abilities. So I rather think I would have to stick to what I know and poison you.

[redsoil]

That is because I am the strongest in this household! Others lay claim to it, but the truth remains immutable.

A poisoning, though! It has been a while since someone poisoned me! Blood or belly poisons?

[mygoodsir]

So you say.

I haven't thought that deeply about it, Set. Which would you prefer?

[redsoil]

Mm, belly poisons are a high challenge when it comes to me. I do not have need to eat or drink, so you would have to devise a way to hit me when I take my pleasures in such.

What about you? How would you choose to perish?

[mygoodsir]

Good to know.

Oh, I already have. I'm not eager to do so again.

[redsoil]

I did not ask if you wanted to, I asked how you would choose to! I have died countless times and even I have my preferences.

As a man who must reflect upon his mortality and its end, it must be a difficult thing. You were not made for it.

[mygoodsir]

Countless, truly?

No. I suppose I wasn't. Very well, if I must be murdered I believe I'd prefer to be hit over the back of the head very hard.

[redsoil]

Yes, truly.

[ his voice tightens, mistrustful of the question. waiting to be mocked for his honesty. ]

Immediate and sustained loss of consciousness. A classic, and a mercy. How did you die before?

cw: suicide

[mygoodsir]

That sounds very difficult.

Ah. I poisoned myself and then slit my wrists once I was sure it had taken hold.

[redsoil]

Not really. I have grown used to the process. It permits me perspective on the suffering of mortals, in the same way that it makes me callous towards your fears of death. Usually when one of you dies here, I feel it alongside you.

[ it's really morbid, so he doesn't talk much about it ]

One or the other would have done, though. Why go to such excess?

cw: murder suicide AND cannibalism!

[mygoodsir]

That's remarkable. Can you tell which of us it is when it happens?

To kill. My body was to be eaten.