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FUCK, MARRY, KILL

welcome to GAME NIGHT at DEAD MEN TELL NO TALES. the game on the docket? FUCK, MARRY, KILL. the rules are simple: roll the game picker wheel three times or just pick three as you'd like, dropping the names in your header comment — icly we'll say they picked they names out of a hat. people respond, comment around, get into fist fights, kiss a little? thread hop and react as you see fit!
(meme threads can be considered canon!)

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[unfazeable]

[her eyes do get rounder with the sight of the scar. the full loop. all the way around this one's neck.]

Is Practical Magic related to the fact you look like you had your head taken clean off? None of these fellas—fellas, right? [surely she has a gaydar.] —were the ones went at your neck with magic, were they?

[dead_tongue]

Oh, no, when I said my own weird shit I meant romantically. My boyfriend and my other guy are super nice! ...a little antisocial, but nice.

I did get my head taken off! After I was dead, though. The first time I died I got attacked by zombies. That was really scary.

[He sounds pleasant enough about it.]

[unfazeable]

Ah. So you died the first time in a different world, then?

[valiant attempt to make sense of this narrative. and she thought bob was being weird about the avengers.]

Antisocial refers to violent and law-breaking conduct. Asocial means they just like to be on their own. Which one did you mean?

[dead_tongue]

Nope. Still here. It can happen multiple times.

I know it sounds nuts.

[He has to absorb that info.]

Ohhhh. Really? Uh, the second one then. Finch lived in the shrubs for like a month.

[unfazeable]

[being decapitated after death, versus living in the shrubs for a month. which one sounds more nuts. hard to say.]

Congratulations on not dating a psychopath.

[something you always have to look out for, in her circles.] That's a bird's name, you know. 'Finch.' What's he like when he's not doing that?