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FUCK, MARRY, KILL

welcome to GAME NIGHT at DEAD MEN TELL NO TALES. the game on the docket? FUCK, MARRY, KILL. the rules are simple: roll the game picker wheel three times or just pick three as you'd like, dropping the names in your header comment — icly we'll say they picked they names out of a hat. people respond, comment around, get into fist fights, kiss a little? thread hop and react as you see fit!
(meme threads can be considered canon!)

Comments

[unfazeable]

Ah. So you died the first time in a different world, then?

[valiant attempt to make sense of this narrative. and she thought bob was being weird about the avengers.]

Antisocial refers to violent and law-breaking conduct. Asocial means they just like to be on their own. Which one did you mean?

[dead_tongue]

Nope. Still here. It can happen multiple times.

I know it sounds nuts.

[He has to absorb that info.]

Ohhhh. Really? Uh, the second one then. Finch lived in the shrubs for like a month.

[unfazeable]

[being decapitated after death, versus living in the shrubs for a month. which one sounds more nuts. hard to say.]

Congratulations on not dating a psychopath.

[something you always have to look out for, in her circles.] That's a bird's name, you know. 'Finch.' What's he like when he's not doing that?

[dead_tongue]

Thanks!

[He beams.] I know. It's cute, though. The bird and his name both.

Oh, he's fantastic. Just really thoughtful and really kind... and funny. Frequently by accident!

[unfazeable]

You're very upbeat and romantic for a guy who's had his head chopped off post-mortem.

[dead_tongue]

Well, yeah. Life goes on, you know?

My upbringing probably helps. I was around death pretty much constantly up until I left home to go to art school.

[unfazeable]

Really? War zone?

Funeral home? Your mum and dad were professional taxidermists?

[dead_tongue]

Family of mediums. We run a Spiritualist church.

[unfazeable]

What? You mean, ghosts and such? Thought that was all ... seances and no offense, con artistry?

[dead_tongue]

No offense taken! Fakes exist, it would be dumb of me to deny that.

But, uhm, I'm legit. The talent runs in my mom's family.

[unfazeable]

Oh, shit. Well. Sounds terrifying, but you come across well-adjusted. Congratulations.

[a beat's pause.]

Not trying to be funny, but my uh. Call sign, was 'Ghost' back in the old world. Nothing arcane. I can just phase through material objects. That kind of thing.

[dead_tongue]

Thanks! I'm actually really poorly socialized from being home schooled!

No way! Can you phase through people?!