𝐌𝐈𝐒𝐅𝐈𝐑𝐄𝐒

[saltburntmods]

MISFIRES

a rambunctious duo in salt has stuck their nose where they shouldn't and now you can all reap the rewards! this is a MISFIRES meme. post a header for your character, and receive accidental texts from your local saltburntian guests. nudes, nasties, confessions of a certain persuasion? things you'd otherwise never write or send? they're all on the table. (meme threads aren't game canon, but they're not not game canon either, right)

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josias di jaconissa | original

[dastardly]

parisa kamali — the atlas six

[multiverse]

[nishtha]

I want to suck your dick.

[ This isn't even a misfire. ]

[multiverse]

It’s your best look, that’s for sure. We should have a photoshoot.

nsfw links

[ghostface]

thinking of you
you gonna come put me on my knees or should i come put you on yours?

[multiverse]

Naughty.

( but, respectfully, )

Boys should know their best angles. Yours is on your knees, where I’ll have you.
Questions?

koby | opla

[kobes]

[can be au or og~]

alia atreides | dune

[preborns]

[can be au or og]

shauna shipman | yellowjackets

[diarists]

[can be au or og~]

[masticated]

When are you gonna let me put you in your place again?

[diarists]

[hmmmmm. well then.]

It wouldn't be genuine if I came to you begging for it, you know~

[temujackie]

last night was fun

gale dekarios — bg3

[corporeity]

nsfw link

[nightsung]

Too sheer? Or should I keep it for summer?

[ image.jpg ]

oberyn martell | got

[adorne]

yusuf al-kaysani (joe) / the old guard

[muqatil]

alicent hightower — house of the dragon

[unapparent]

au because why not;

[perzo]

anyone ever tell you that the way you take a drag off a cig is a fucking work of art

[ in rhae's mind, she drafted this text and then never sent it. turns out the network had other ideas. ]

natalie scatorccio 🔫 yellowjackets

[doped]

actually sfw if u can believe

[diarists]

We'll be out in the garden if you need us.

[IMAGE ATTACHMENT]

Someone's rediscovering grass.

paul atreides 👁️ dune

[dictator]

text — un: LOVECOOK

[scone]

i hope you enjoyed your sweet treat today. you looked so pretty at the table tonight!
let me know if you require a midnight snack. i'm at your service. 💖

[ he would never send something so sweet to his husband ]

klaus mikaelson, vampire diaries-verse

[poppycock]

[temporicide]

[ Mid-conversation, ]

Yes, I understand what you mean about rules
But I don't have to follow them anymore, do I? Far from home, we can invent our own. Things can look like whatever we want them to look like. Not everything has to be so close-minded.

shadowheart ❖ bg3

[nightsung]