𝐌𝐈𝐒𝐅𝐈𝐑𝐄𝐒

[saltburntmods]

MISFIRES

a rambunctious duo in salt has stuck their nose where they shouldn't and now you can all reap the rewards! this is a MISFIRES meme. post a header for your character, and receive accidental texts from your local saltburntian guests. nudes, nasties, confessions of a certain persuasion? things you'd otherwise never write or send? they're all on the table. (meme threads aren't game canon, but they're not not game canon either, right)

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stefan salvatore — tvd verse

[interpersonally]

riley finn — btvs

[advertising]

melissa | yellowjackets

[temujackie]

nsfw link

[ragesagainsttheodds]

hows ur back doing?
looks real pretty on the pictures
[ img22.jpg ]
round 2 tonite?

katherine pierce - the vampire diaries

[impersonation]

[poppycock]

There is nothing to salvage. I'm not coming back.

lucien ducharme (neon tetra) | original

[duracells]

nsfw-ish link

[temporicide]

Okay. Not that one. What about this one? Is this one boring? I always think I come on too strong.

timoteo salvatore 🥛🇮🇹💣

[holyposition]

pre au cos I miss them

[mygoodsir]

Birthdays aren't much observed so I am at a loss. What is appropriate for such an occasion? Cards? Gifts? If the latter, does one focus on practicality? Should it be intimate? Is that scandalous?

august moreau | original

[dwelt]

nsfw link

[temporicide]

You think if I send them this, they'd do it? Just make out a little for me? I mean, I'm more than happy to be the filling.

Actually... you think that's what I should go for?

henry wright (saber tooth) | original

[masticated]

nsfw link

[temporicide]

I have a wig and some big glasses. No one will catch me. I'm going out the window to come get you! Proof!

travis martinez | yellowjackets

[psilocybe]

[doped]

bitch you're the one in a cult

don't talk to him again. he's not part of this

adam | original

[1966]

[longlegs]

[ blame and/or thank syd ]

jacaerys velaryon — house of the dragon

[vermax]

[longlegs]

[ voice recording: ]

Blonde smokeshows? I got Jacaerys looking for it. I'm gonna meet him in a while. He's got a dragon back home.

[ the og ]

fp jones — riverdale

[dualitys]

nsfw link

[medals]

[ attached is one sweet little selfie. ]

hurry back, i miss you

francesca bridgerton | bridgerton

[sonatinas]

sam carpenter | scream

[maoa]

jackie taylor | yellowjackets

[katharma]

link is sfw

[ragesagainsttheodds]

no u dont get it
fuckin idiot
u have the energy of a dog
but u arent a dog
like this [ img420.jpg ]

samuel f. moreau (felix quinn) | original

[rehabitual]

[dead_tongue]

i want a capri sun and anal sex.

lestat de lioncourt | interview with the vampire

[perfectionner]

[nishtha]

I've been thinking about having you wrapped around me all day. I need your mouth on me.

rhaenyra targaryen | house of the dragon

[perzo]

greer galloway | new camelot trilogy

[guinegreer]

og confessions time oops?

[restored]

2 truths and a lie
1. i've fucked a president
2. i've been fucked by a president
3. i've fucked up a president

kieran w. james (devon rex) | original

[deadnerve]

nsfw link

[ragesagainsttheodds]

[img18.jpg ]
okay but ur the judge
slutty or classy?
feel like i could be showing less tit and more like oooh artistic nudes im such an artist kind of vibe???
i hate actually liking people it makes life so much harder

julian bennet | original

[docmartens]

"liv" alarie aka sullivan | original

[morrer]

[longlegs]

if you disappear i want everyone to know it was me

[ the og ]

teddie weston-price | original

[chokedout]

[longlegs]

im sure he'll do it again! maybe just
after he figures out how to not break asses anymore?

danny johnson, dead by daylight.

[ghostface]

nsfw link

[temporicide]

You have to approve this one before I send it. I want it to be perfect.

Don't ask who it's for.

john murphy | the 100

[wrackful]

nsfw link

[ragesagainsttheodds]

img025.jpg
like this but ur the girl