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saltburntmods) wrote in
draino2025-06-15 11:02 am
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MISFIRES

a rambunctious duo in salt has stuck their nose where they shouldn't and now you can all reap the rewards! this is a MISFIRES meme. post a header for your character, and receive accidental texts from your local saltburntian guests. nudes, nasties, confessions of a certain persuasion? things you'd otherwise never write or send? they're all on the table. |

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unless you're shy ♥
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Be there in five.
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i'll be waaaaaiting
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Good.
[He doesn't rush, but he sure doesn't saunter either.
Knock knock.]
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He answers the door in nothing but a little silk robe, raising his brows and giving a two-tone whistle.]
Hello there. Don't you look delicious.
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[It's summer, so he's not quite in full English Professor mode. Linen trousers, a button up that's not fully buttoned up so that some hair peeks out.
He smiles softly.]
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[Theo is charmed by the opportunity to charm, and also knowing he still isn't lacking in his ability to hook a one nighter easily.]
Want a drink? I've got a bar cart over there.
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[Harry enters and looks around. He's naturally curious about people, so snooping a little is second nature to him.]
Before we get too friendly, please tell me you're of voting age and your parents aren't here.
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Yes and yes. And, of course, as few strings attached as you'd fancy.
[Will they even remember each other's name tomorrow?]
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[Harry smiles, which does wonders for his looks even if it shows off the net of wrinkles around his eyes.]
I've not made the most intelligent choices on this holiday. Enjoyable, but not intelligent.
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Well then, we'll call tonight an intelligent choice. Exactly what you need or want and nothing more - what is that, anyway? Just some fun, before splitting ways? Fake names? No names?
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He smiles, sipping his drink and pressing a little closer.]
My name is Harry Duncan Spens Goodsir. That sounds fake, doesn't it?
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[They have done the opposite of no names. Full names. He's charmed.]
Shall I sit you down and suck you off now, Harry?
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Is that what you like? To be treated like a slut? I can just sit and drink and let you do all the hard work?
[He seems both amused and not exactly opposed.]
Where shall I sit, then?
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[He flashes a smile - feelings have no place here, so he gestures.]
Get cozy on the bed, or do you wanna sit in the arm chair? Pick your vibe.
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[He chooses to sit on the chair.]
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[He sips his drink again before putting it down on the nearby desk, stepping to stand in front of Harry - hand through his hair affectionately, seeing what he likes. If he really does want some faux romance.]
Want me to be your lover of the last five years? Been away from you for six months, pining for you, and here you are... finally returned to me. Oh, how I want to get reunited with you in so many ways.
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I think, perhaps, we'll dispense with any fantasies. They're... not as welcome as I'd hoped.
[Even just pretending that someone cares hurts.
That's it, he thinks. He really is just completely broken.
But he tries to push through.]
Let's maybe just start with a kiss, hmm?
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His hands find Teddie's hair and push through it, and something feels... oddly familiar.
Harry pauses and pulls back.]
...we've not met, have we?
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[Teddie's been around quite a bit - he wouldn't be surprised. But even with the (slightly) joking reply, he swallows hard and looks at Harry for a moment. That fuzzy dream feeling that's been plaguing him is once again in his head, but blurting it out is bound to make him sound crazy. Two people so far believe him, the odds are stacked that the next likely won't.]
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[Said dryly - he hasn't ever been big on clubs, even when he was in his twenties.
He studies Teddie's eyes. Such pretty eyes.]
I'm sorry. You just feel... terribly familiar. But I've been a bit off, lately.
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[And he says that as he slinks forward, wrapping his arms around Harry's waist affectionately - chin against his torso, looking up. It, like much of this, just sort of feels right instead of oddly forward for the night's hook up. It was supposed to be an easy score and here he is, gazing up and not sucking dick. For shame.]
The I look familiar part, and also the feeling off bit. I've felt off for as long as I can remember.
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[Harry rests his hand on the back of Teddie's neck.]
I've been a mess for a long time, but this is different. I'm scared to look in the mirror, lately. I have dreams. And people seem... different.
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cw: suicide
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