draino | fuck marry kill

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fuck marry kill

FUCK, MARRY, KILL

welcome to GAME NIGHT at DEAD MEN TELL NO TALES. the game on the docket? FUCK, MARRY, KILL. the rules are simple: roll the game picker wheel three times or just pick three as you'd like, dropping the names in your header comment — icly we'll say they picked they names out of a hat. people respond, comment around, get into fist fights, kiss a little? thread hop and react as you see fit!
(meme threads can be considered canon!)

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Aren't you two already together? [yawn] Boring. Tell me something good! A tricky secret. Does he have an embarrassing fear?

I’d wife up Wanda too. I don’t know Eddie.

[ trying to think of a plausible lie ]

Frogs.

You don't have to know him to get into bed with him.

[squint]

I don't believe you.

[guy who wasn't listening to this conversation, but he wasn't not listening to it, as he comes back that way:]

You should. She's right.

[hello new victim.]

Draw a frog for me, Cassian.

[setting down the two drinks he'd had in his hands, cassian reaches for a napkin, and... the first thing he can find to write with. on said napkin, he draws an amorphous blob that would maybe look like a frog if someone squinted really hard, some eyes, and what's supposed to be a mouth that's screaming.]

[inspecting the napkin thoroughly...very much unimpressed. creates an illusion of a frog on the table in turn, which ribbits and hops directly into one of cassian's drinks to bask in the alcohol.]

That is a frog. You are not afraid of them.

[he watches, mildly bemused if anything, as the frog comes to life and jumps into the drink he'd intended for himself. soon, he'll have to get another one, but for now, he turns back to yeko, shrugging.]

You don't know that. I could be putting on a brave face so you don't see my fear.

Your brave face is as fallible as that frog. Are you as stubborn with your lies with me as you are Max?

Or I'm stubborn with the truth.

[in short: yes]

[she's got a mischievous look about her.]

FMK: Me, Max, yourself.

[that gets a little amused huff out of him.]

Marry Max. Obviously.

[obviously.]

I don't think I'm that interested in fucking myself, so that's kill for me. Which leaves that I'm fucking you.

[a pause.]

But you did just bring my worst fear to life. [there's a slight upward tug at one corner of his mouth.] That's something to think about.

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What can I say, Wanda’s prettier.

[ again, sorry eddie. ]

He’s not from Earth. Never saw them before we got to Duplicity. It really freaked him out when I told him about people trying to get high from licking them.

Women are prettier, this is known.

Poor thing! But being fearful of psychedelic frogs is pathetic.

[ shrugging before she sips her drink. ] You did say an embarrassing fear.

Your turn: Isolde, Greer, Thresher.

Then he is not a real man.

Yes! Marry Greer, take Isolde, kill Thresher. She seems very angry, I think she could put up a good fight if it came to it.

Good thing you’re not the one marrying him.

Ooh, good choices. Greer does look hot in white.

Very right! I would never marry a man afraid of something he's never seen in his life.

[clappy hands for greer.]

She's the type to look good in anything. Next: Zephir, Harry, Devon. Pick your poison.

I take it you don't put a lot of stock into fear of the unknown.

Yeah, she is. [ after considering a moment: ] Marry Harry, fuck Zephir, kill Devon.

Why would I put stock into something so stupid?

[eyeroll.]

I'd do the same. I believe I've met Devon once. He's similar to a rabid animal, if the rabid animal were starving for attention.

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I'm not angry.

[ she said, angrily ]

Sorry, is that just your face? Your tone? Everything about you?

[ excuse ]

Who are you again?

Hi, Thresher! I am Yeko. You're with Cellar and the animal boys, right? Big group from home. You must feel lucky.

That's right. What about you, Yeko? Have any friends from home?