fuck marry kill

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FUCK, MARRY, KILL

welcome to GAME NIGHT at DEAD MEN TELL NO TALES. the game on the docket? FUCK, MARRY, KILL. the rules are simple: roll the game picker wheel three times or just pick three as you'd like, dropping the names in your header comment — icly we'll say they picked they names out of a hat. people respond, comment around, get into fist fights, kiss a little? thread hop and react as you see fit!
(meme threads can be considered canon!)

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[endow]

I'll take Da-Lua, marry Homelander and kill Caroline after courting her like a praying mantis.


Okay? Okay! Now you: ugh, who are these people? [crumpling the names up and throwing them back in the hat:] Hap, Cellar, Misty.

[molloys]

Sexy, I like it. [swiveling on his seat, shrugging.] Not a clue, I got here a week ago.

Mmmm, fuck Misty, girls named Misty are freaks. Marry Cellar cause they sound mysterious. Kill Hap because that's not a real name.

[endow]

You are a grasshopper to this world, then.

[girl chill on the bug analogies.]

You aren't wrong, Misty's very freaky, but not marriage material. Lucky choices. [wink] His real name is Happy but don't tell him I told you, he hates it.

[molloys]

[corry makes an uncannily accurate cricket sound with teeth together, which isn't technically accurate, but it's a neat party trick.] The tiniest grasshopper in the field, yes.

Even worse, a person named "Happy". The pressure must be killing him.

My turn: Stefan, Peter, me.

[endow]

[oh! yeko laughs.]

You have no idea.

Kill Peter, marry Stefan, and you...[she narrows her eyes, head tilting.] I'm stuck with you for the last. Maybe I will swap you out for Peter.

[she has no idea who peter is.]

[molloys]

Ah, so it goes. [chasing the straw of his drink for a moment with his tongue, then:] Do I get the mantis treatment?

[endow]

Do you want the mantis treatment?

[molloys]

From you? Absolutely.

[endow]

Hm.

[considering...getting ideas....neither confirming or denying:]

I will think about it. Next: Ani, Silco, The Stranger.

[molloys]

Marry Ani, though she'd never have me, fuck Silco, kill the Stranger for stranger danger purposes.

[he finishes his drink, slides it along the bar for a refill.] You?

[endow]

Haha! You're right, she'd never have you. [kombucha girl.jpg] Well, never say never.

I would marry Ani and we would have a beautiful wedding, and Silco would join. The Stranger is as good as his name and holds no weight, but I'd like to see his face before I decide to kill him.

[molloys]

Careful now, you'll catch me dreaming.

[soft huff of amusement.] A three-way beautiful wedding. Am I invited or have I been mantis'd?

[endow]

You're going to dream regardless.

You're being– [squint. wait a damn minute.] you are not invited.

[molloys]

You've got me pegged there, ma'am. I am nothing if not a dreamer.

[momentary scowling pout as he sips his drink. then, brightening:] What if I crash it?

[endow]

[brightening in return:] If you crash it, I will kill you in cold blood.

[molloys]

[grinning, wide and triumphant:] Like a praying mantis.

extremely here x2.

[breeding]

[ beautiful women in my phone right here in front of me???????????? ]

here x100

[endow]

[she's in a good mood today, he gets to have her on his arm for five minutes before she disappears for more socializing]

[breeding]

[ Life is good. Good enough to get her a drink later on in the night, unprompted, asking what she likes before going to fetch it for her. ]

[queimar]

[ kya ]

Why don't I get to be courted like a praying mantis?

[endow]

Do you have a death wish?

[queimar]

Only if you're the one killing me, little fox. You'd be creative with it.

[endow]

[blush...wait.]

Of course I would! You would remember it forever, if I were to kill you here.

[queimar]

I'd give you the same honor, of course.

[ is this flirting 🫱🦋?? ]

[endow]

[the prospect of this is exciting.]

If there's such an event we must face one another, I'll aim for you first.