fuck marry kill

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FUCK, MARRY, KILL

welcome to GAME NIGHT at DEAD MEN TELL NO TALES. the game on the docket? FUCK, MARRY, KILL. the rules are simple: roll the game picker wheel three times or just pick three as you'd like, dropping the names in your header comment — icly we'll say they picked they names out of a hat. people respond, comment around, get into fist fights, kiss a little? thread hop and react as you see fit!
(meme threads can be considered canon!)

Comments

[holyposition]

I can't get past the memory of Stefan being my father, so I'd have to kill him to spare us both the embarrassment.

And then, I guess, fuck Bob, marry Stephen, unless Bob is interested in converting.

[temporicide]

That feels both like yesterday and forever-ever ago. I still have rich girl germs on me!

But let's see... Adrian, Elias — don't make that face, Elias — and Klaus.

here, definitely here

[scathe]

[]

Don't rope me into this shit– put my name back. You know what, let's take my name out.

[excuse him he's going to rifle through the hat until he finds his name to remove it :) (this doesn't help)]

[temporicide]

[ With the mischievous and wretched glee of someone's terrible child who has just successfully gotten a sibling into trouble, ]

The hat will regenerate. C'mon, play!

[scathe]

[ugh, rolling his eyes so hard they should be falling out of their sockets.]

This is stupid. [he says, hand engulfed by pieces of paper.] Why?

[rummaging, making a face, dropping three names on the table.]

Gwen, Yelena, Amy. Who's Yelena?

[internship]

[ passing by from another table— ] I’d marry Amy.

[scathe]

[?!

suddenly a little more interested in this game. under his breath:]

I bet you would.

[internship]

What’s that supposed to mean?

[scathe]

It means I see you two talking at Buffy's studio.

[he's never going to say 'slay you later'.]

[internship]

Amy’s one of my best friends. Of course I talk to her.

Maybe we’ll invite you to the wedding if you’re really nice at Zumba this week.

[scathe]

[best friends? must be nice.]

I'm never going to those fucking classes, Gwen.

[internship]

[ do we need to teach elias the power of friendship… ]

How about intro to pole? You can start with floor work.

[scathe]

I see plenty pole work at the Slip.

[that's a no.]

[internship]

You know my boyfriend’s a Slip Girl?

[ sentences she never thought she’d say for 500, alex. ]

I hope you’re very respectful to him.

[vdovy]

Hey, that's me! [ Waving her hands in the air. ] Anyone who says they would kill me better give it a shot.

[scathe]

[???? computing ???

oh this is yelena. he's seen you at the studio.]

Hi, Yelena. I'm good, thanks.

[local angry man overstimulated and just wants to go back to his room.]

[vdovy]

Ahh. You can't fight?

[scathe]

[what the hell is with people today.]

I can fight, but I don't want to kill you.

[vdovy]

I said you should give it a shot. I didn't say you would succeed.

[scathe]

Why would I want to succeed?

[vdovy]

Well, this is all hypothetical but the name of the game is fuck, marry, kill.

[scathe]

No shit.

[girl does he look like he wants 2 be here. he wants 2 leave.]

Draw some names, I'll play one round with you.

[holyposition]

I don't know Elias so I guess I would kill him. And...sex with Klaus, marry Adrian. I'd probably feel like more of a babysitter than a husband, though.

[temporicide]

Adrian would keep a person on their toes, right? Some people worry about marriage being boring. But he is full of adventure.

[holyposition]

They do? I guess if that's something you're worried about, he's a good choice.