ask me anything meme

[dictator]

ASK ME ANYTHING

post your character with a brief AMA plug in the header (i.e., 'i ate my twin in the womb AMA')— people respond with questions, judgement, jokes galore. comment around, thread hop, and react as you see fit!
(meme threads aren't game canon, but they're not not game canon either, right)

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once raised a hundred million berry, ama

[money]

[holyposition]

I didn't know you had an orchard.

kidnapped by pirates, kept for 2 years, then became a sea cop, also i can feel when you're horny AMA

[kobes]

[temporicide]

Does that last one ever get on your nerves here?

yeah, i've done your fucked up kink for cash. no, your broke ass can't afford my rates, ama

[haggle]

[maoa]

Do assholes get charged more, or are they barred from even asking?

[ she hopes it’s the latter. ]

gained sentience in the womb and my brother is the messiah, ama

[preborns]

[dictator]

If you had to choose between the never having frogs again, or never having cinnamon rolls again, which would you choose?

made it to high school girls soccer nationals and then my plane crashed, ama

[diarists]

[temujackie]

Do you think we would have won?

i am a dragonrider and have three fathers, ama

[vermax]

[wicka]

Three dads?

Do you have any moms?

i remember being eaten alive and might have stolen my clone's spot here, ama

[guitarpicks]

[kobes]

Ahhh, a clone. That makes sense. Is it strange, being treated like him?

made 40,890 people revert from beings of pure potential to mortal form and lied about it, ama

[parallaxes]

ran a huge smuggling operation under a secret identity because of daddy issues, ama

[dastardly]

danny johnson's brother, ama

[wrackful]

[chels told me to put this]

[vermax]

Unfortunate for you. ( not a question but!!! )

checked a text while driving and now I've died over a million times, ama

[rehandle]

[multiverse]

The optics on that seem terrible. Did you have your seat belt buckled?

i jumped off the second tallest building on earth AMA

[vdovy]

[hislittleflower]

Did you say whee?

i'm a vampire slayer AMA

[stake]

[bronze]

Favorite thing to slay, vampires excluded.

i can't physically feel pain, AMA

[deadnerve]

[holyposition]

Oh. That makes sense.

How do you not bite your tongue every time you eat?

grew up in a cult i was supposed to one day lead, ama

[bloodflows]

[temujackie]

Did they pick you special, or was it like an inheritance thing?

i collect bones and would enjoy bartering for yours, ama

[morrer]

[hislittleflower]

How many dick jokes are you expecting from this offer?

formerly brainwashed assassin who killed jfk, ama

[restored]

[dead_tongue]

Oh my god, and you let that John Wilkes Booth guy take the fall?!

member of the lost Franklin Expedition, ama

[mygoodsir]

[holyposition]

Chocolate or vanilla?

i can tell you what season you are and am also a twink witch, ama

[chokedout]

[bronze]

Okay, I'll bite. What season am I? Also, what does that mean?

i was supposed to be a church leader lol, ama

[dead_tongue]

[wicka]

What.

i recently discovered that i was sent to earth as a baby in order to conquer it, ama

[solarcell]

[stake]

How was a baby supposed to conquer Earth?

captain of a state champion soccer team, ama.

[katharma]

i also got my powers from an eldritch god but they're not as impressive, ama.

[duracells]

[kobes]

Do they know one another? Is there an unspoken eldritch god competition?

i performed a ritual in the woods with my friends and now i might be immortal, ama.

[rehabitual]

[temujackie]

What kind of ritual?

i created man, ama.

[1966]

[temporicide]

Why?